No other way to describe Thursday night's FSU game, other than to note the f0llowing:
1. My house is exactly 10.8 miles from Kenan Stadium and
I arrived home at 1:26 AM, after:
a. I did not enjoy watching our $2 million coach oversee a second-half collapse against a team with virtually no defense
b. For the first time in three games, someone I asked for a hot dog during the game did not disappear (yea, Kent!). Yes, this is a bit creepy (and I will want one for the Duke game, so watch out)
c. Navy jerseys AND pants look like crap (It's freaking CAROLINA BLUE)
d. I followed the University's suggestions and took the Park-and-Ride option - giving up my Park Place parking space - and still had less than 3o minutes after the game before NC last call to get a beer
e. The $2.50 import drafts at Brixx on Thursday rock (particularly for the Half-and-Half)
f. FSU fans are generally OK (at least the traveling ones)
g. Beer pong needs the translucent Solo cups (as pointed out by Dave)
h. Tailgating is better with more people
i. Chapel Hill is the best place in NC to be
in - but the worst place to get
to and
out of
j. For a Fall Break game, the students did an admirable job
k. To the visitors' side, the Liquid Pleasure halftime show accompaniment to the band was off tempo (but the idea excellent)
l. I will try not to add too much to the Erin Andrews hype (the ubiquitous comments from behind us at the game did enough of that) but I will submit that, for someone that spends all her camera time from the waist up, she was sporting rather clingy garb in Chapel Hill on her lower extremities; perhaps she was meeting recent grad B. Frasor at Players' after the game (sorry, Bobby - you could have worse rumors attributed).
m. ACC officiating is the tops - ranking right up there with MLB (it's called the Rule Book, by the way).
n. Chapel Hill Country Club may be exclusive, but the course quality does not approach the layout or conditioning of UNC Finley right now. The Finley green fees are out of line for a "public" course, but compared to its closest neighbor, Finley's course is a clear winner.
o. Public buses to the game are great places to meet people - from Roanoke Rapids Yellow Jacket supporters to folks heading home to Marion and Winterville - we are truly THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA.
p. People continue to bash Coach Shoop and the UNC offense; however, how many fans would have assumed an easy win if they had been promised 27 points?
q. Though the ZZW has been in existence for only nine years (in various forms), its editor has been fortuitously married to the most wonderful woman in the world for ten as of October 23. As we pass from our first ten years into the next 1oo, I cannot overstate her influence on my life. Saccharine though it may be to wish happy anniversary wishes to her via electronic means, no vocabulary can encompass what she means to me. Happy anniversary, honey.